What if We Had a Dating Resume?

How awesome would it be if you got to screen a resume of someone before a date? A dating profile is nice but the questions are not always right, I don’t really care what your favorite book is but I do want to know about the failed relationships you had. Lets face it, we are going to get to that at some point anyway to just get to the point. Let me know about all the drama right off the bat. If I were to write a super honest dating resume about my opinion of men, the shit I’ve been through and what a hot mess I am it would look like this. . .

So there we go folks. While this is for entertainment purposes only, drop me a comment anyway and tell me if you think dating resumes are a good idea? Maybe the future of dating?