Lets face it, there are a lot of types of men in the dating world
ranging from loser to millionaire, frog to prince, hot to not. I started
thinking that there are also a lot of wine varietals. Men usually are the
reason I drink and I happen to like wine more then I like men but I thought it
would be interesting to compare the two so here it goes. . . . Men as wine
Muscat – This one is sweet. He compliments
you all the time, brings you flowers, and pays for everything. Sometimes he is
sweet to the point it is sickening. No one can have a dessert wine all the
White Zinfandel– This one you may had consumed
on accident. It is not even a real wine (man). It is cheap, fake, and you don’t
even want to admit to your friends that you enjoyed any of the time spent with
it. You would NEVER be seen with it in public!
Chardonnay– This is the everyday go to
one. You always know what to expect from it, it hits the spot, and you can rely
on it to uphold its end of the relationship.
Merlot– This one is smooth and soft. Mellow and
easy to get along with. It pairs well with most of your friends and family and
just goes with the flow.
Petite Syrah – This one is hot and
spicy. It is bold and leaves your tongue tingling. You fall in love with it
right away but the spice dies down as you consume more of it and eventually
this one will leave you with the biggest headache of them all.
Boxed Wine– This is the cheap ass. The
one who wants to go Dutch all the time, who asks you for money, who has no
Cabernet– This is the one you want to hang on to. It
is stable and great quality. Deep, with a great ability to age well. You
want to treat this one like gold, lay it down, keep it at the right temperature
and keep it for many years to come.
Sparkling– This one is fancy, bubbling
and exciting. It is for special occasions but can be a little too much to
handle every day.
So there you have it. My favorite thing to drink, and the thing
that makes me drink the most actually have a lot in common. Happy drinking and
Happy dating. Cheers!